Thanks for NOTHING big businessman Doug Rauch!

More like Doug cockROACH.

Ladies, I apologize for my above reference to Doug Rauch as a cockroach.  I’m sure he’s a very nice man.  A nice man who STOLE MY IDEA FOR OPENING UP A STORE TO SELL EXPIRED FOOD. That’s right, I had the idea to start up a grocery store where I sold expired food and I would also teach classes on how to cook and properly handle said expired food.  DOES YOUR NEW STORE DO THAT DOUG?  PROBABLY NOT.  Actually, I don’t know much about your new store Doug, except that it’s a brilliant concept.  Great minds think alike.  Read more about it here: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/09/23/expired-food-store-set-to-open-next-year/

I am just KICKING myself for not beating him to the punch. I even had all my inventory ready to go:

100% pictured above is expired food.  That alone would be enough to start an expired food truck.

Oh well. Onto the next idea, and congratulations, Mr Rauch, for beating me to the punch. If you need a supplier, you know who to call.